Our elected betters are now considering a law which would require American citizens to prove they are American citizens in order to be able to vote in Federal Elections.
But one party seems to think this is unfair to certain minorities who won't be able to acquire ID's. They point to women as one of those groups and suggest that woman who have been married won't be able to vote because their name changed when they / if they took their husband's last name.
This would mean that only unmarried women could vote.
Or women who are very smart. Very Smart! Maybe very, very smart. Like maybe it would require an advanced degree in micro-atomic-bio-astro-physics to figure out how to get an ID. A normal undergraduate who holds a degree in The History of Lesbian Basket Weaving, could not begin to figure it out.
We know this because that is what one party is telling us. They say it is just to complicated for women to figure out.
Who am I to aruge, or even argue?
So I'm glad that I'm not a woman. I am a man who identifies and a man. Dresses like a man. Scratches where men scratch. Burps. Is bald and hardly recognizable as a human much less a female woman.
So I would be happy to lend my voice to the oppressed women's cause.
Just email me and I'll see what I can do.

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