Seeping as you get older is a tricky thing. I can now go to sleep most afternoons, no problem. Going to sleep at 10:30 or 11:00 is an “iffy” thing. I may have been tired all day but at 10 to 11 PM I am not ready to sleep.
And nowadays there is no way to sleep until 6AM.
I always wondered why old people got up at 4 or 5 AM. The old person who uses my toothbrush gets up then because the pain wakes him up. He would like to sleep but it seems impossible so he just gets up. Maybe that is why other old people get up early. I dunno.
Some people have trouble sleeping because of snoring.
As I understand it some couples snore. Both of the married folks snore. And when one snores the other cannot go to sleep. So when they go to bed there is a sort of race to see which one can go to sleep first and get their “steam engine going down the tracks” sound going before the other person has the chance to do so.
So the first person to go to sleep, kinda, sorta “wins”. The other person is left to listen and try to pull the pillows over his or her head and block the noise of train engine next to them. This can be miserable because you want to sleep but can't, and you don’t want to be rude to the person who was able to get to sleep before you.
It is what might be called, a “Mexican Standoff”. This is where two sides square off against one another and neither can make a move without knowing they both will be destroyed. Okay, I guess that isn’t what this is because no one is going to be destroyed in this snoring senario.
Once one party is asleep the other party doesn’t want to wake them because they know how hard it is go get to sleep and stay asleep.
However, I’m told, one person may shake the other person and say “you are snoring”. In some cases the person doing the snoring may or may not have some choices. One option might be to put on their CPAP machine mask and that might help. Or they may be told “go to the other room” and sleep with the dog. There may be other options that call for lawyers or counselors.
This is why fertility rates in the Western World has plummeted. This snoring issue needs to be addressed, This the current Administration needs to sign an executive order to address this issue. There needs to be studies. Doctors and researchers need to find solutions.
Old people snoring is a bad thing. If young people can't get their sleep then their interest in other things may wane and the population growth will continue to suffer.
Congress needs to be called into special session, and required to do some actual work.
The Supreme Court needs to rule.
We need action and we need it now!
But they would all have to fight the pro-snoring lobby which I hear is big in DC.
Please write your Senator and or Congressman on this important issue.
©David L Arment
May 30, 2026




















