Bladder Confusion

 

On my phone things "pop up" for me to watch. It just happens. I do nothing to "egg it on". It just happens. Like majiic. Or magic. (I think magic should have a "j" in it because it looks so much better.) I have no idea what topics I may be treated to on a given day. A dog may be fetching a bone. A cat may be playing the piano. Anything goes, and who knows.

I heard it was based upon some whim by a fellow named Al Gorythem. Mr Gorythem is a pretty busy person.

Today I was treated to a person telling us (us meaning me) not to go pee, "just in case". Apparently peeing "just in case" can cause bladder confusion. So she said that if you are going somewhere and your bladder isn't telling you to "go" then you shouldn't go "just in case". You really should need to have to "go" or you shouldn't "go".

One of the things that bothered me about the clip is she just out and said the word "pee". I don't know about you but people who just say "pee" without reservation and with no hesitation or embarrassment and seem unfettered by normal societal conventions is bothersome. These aforementioned conventions would have / should have had her saying "tinkle" or "going number one" or "take a leak". My all time favorite and the one I use when I'm with Pam (in a deep voice) is to say "I go make big water". I don't say that around other folks and I really don't want anyone to know I say that so please just let's keep that between us.

This lady who was giving "taking a whizz" advice was very attractive. So I'm betting, based upon that fact, that she knew what she was talking about. And her attractiveness probably is why she determined that she could say "pee" so openly and freely.

But nowadays very attractive people can be generated to the computer. They can talk. Their words even match their mouth movement. So it is getting to a point where you can't believe anything you see, nothing you read and only half of what you say.

Pam was briefly hooked on "Baby Trump" videos. I dunno why. She just enjoyed them and watched them. I dunno why.

But I digress.

So from now on I will only be "tapping a kidney" when it is absolutely necessary. I'm just "holding it" from now on. So if you invite me to your house (okay it isn't very likely) and you live further away than 30 minutes from where I am then when I walk through your front door I am going to need the facilities, meaning "the John", "the loo".

I am afraid that if my bladder is confused it could be contagious and other parts of my body might be affected or effected... whatever the case may be. I don't care if my appendix is confused or some of those other parts that only doctors and God in heaven knows about, but the other important ones that you need to function in order to live - need to not be confused.

I hope this helps you in some way.

You Are Welcome.