I'm Sorry We Cannot Be Friends
Facebook said we cannot be friends.
... Its hard pill to swallow.
... Hard to get over.
... Difficult to Stomach
... bitter pill
... a difficult reality
... beyond comprehension
That is to say it was very disappointing. Facebook showed me a list of people "That you may know". (You in this case meaning me) and there was a button to click on to ask you to be my friend...
... and I was excited...
... exuberant may be a better word
... ecstatic. Well nearly.
...but then...
... it said that I didn't know you. Obviously it (it being Facbook) originally thought I knew you, but changed it's mind. If it has a mind.
... and I do know you. That's the rub. We should be friends. It would seem our destiny. But alas.
... i just feel like this phrase needs those three dots.
It is so unfair. How can Facebook keep us apart? After all we have not meant to each other?
I felt awful like the time the trash truck ran over my pretend pet, Ralphy. Poor Ralphy. I was sad almost the entire day after that didn't happen. I never told anyone about my pretend pet until now and how he didn't get ran over by a pretend truck full of trash. I am sad just typing this to you.
So I will sulk. Have a good cry. Binge watch "The Hallmark Channel" and eventually life will return to normal. Whatever version of normal I have left.
Thanks for listening...
...friend.
PS, if you want to be my friend you will have to try it from your side, because Facebook doesn't think I should be your friend.
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