The dissadvantage of sub-tallness

 

I saw a recent picture of myself and I was impressed... but not favorably.

Apparently that smallish person that I was in college was eaten by an older fat person. It's a tragedy.

As I thought about this I realized that I, like everyone in our modern world is disadvantaged. As time goes on we eat more. It's natural. It's unavoidable. It's fate.

In my case as I suppose it is with others, the real problem is that I stopped growing taller. If I was 6'5" then my weight would not be as big of a problem.

So you see its not that I'm over weight it is that I'm sub-tall. Sub-tallness is an epidemic in our country. 

Sub-Tallness is a condition that is thrust upon us, nothing we chose for ourselves. We are the victims of this silent condition where we lack continued upward growth.

Sub-Tallness needs to be a condition that is recognized by the government as a class of people. A disadvantaged class worthy of special recognition.

Please contact me if you are also sub-tall. Maybe we can form a grass roots effort to call attention to our condition.

This has been a public service announcement.